Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.
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everything is funny to me at this hour
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I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
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love
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I’ve come to a conclusion,
you know how when you say or read a word repeatedly it starts to sound foreign to you and stops making sense? well I think that maybe I’ve seen my own face too many times to the point that it doesn’t make sense to me anymore. I don’t understand my face.
bahahhaha
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On sluts, whores, and lesbians.
What is the difference between sluts and whores?
Sluts openly enjoy their sexuality. Whores put a price on their integrity.
Please note that a whore is not the same thing as a prostitute. A prostitute can certainly be a whore, but so can a politician or a CEO. Being a whore is not industry-specific.
Also please note that there is nothing inherently wrong with being a slut. The word itself is often used as a pejorative, but sluts like me are doing our best to re-appropriate the term.
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